Characters
Professor Niles	Height: 5'5" Weight: 131 Weapon: Yohan When you're a professor of Scientology, the world tends to make very little sense. This works out OK when you wake up a zombie one morning. There aren't many good things about unexpectedly waking up a zombie; for instance, you smell very bad. Also, it's likely you'll have to evict some maggot-esque tenants from apartment Stomach-A. But it just so happens that the tenant in question would become Niles' new pet and buddy, Yohan: a miraculously large fly larva that follows him around like a lost puppy. These two forge a special bond that may even be able to help protect them from the forthcoming events of evil ahead.
Jessica Linkin	Height: 5'7" Weight: 129 Weapon: Wallet on a chain Working full time as a manager in her local mall's Goth Topic has left Jess feeling fairly emo. Her days are long, the customers are whiny, and the music is underground. But beneath all this lies a prophecy that turns the angsty teen goth queen into a would-be hero whose life perspective will soon be changed. Will she be able to handle her problems and world-threatening evil, or will it all drive her to break out the razors?
DJ Potatoe	Height: 6'3" Weight: 210 Weapon: White-boy rappping Back in 1981, DJ Potatoe was born ready for action and ready for adventure. 25 years later, this cocky but wacky thrill-seeker stands up against the forces of evil when the prophecy of the stars is set in motion. Standing as a beacon (bacon?) of justice, light, and cinnamon twists, this digital musician gears up for the ultimate battle between good and evil. Can DJ Potatoe decide his destiny, or will it all come crashing down around him?
Chris Kitsch	Height: 5'9" Weight: 225 Weapon: Microphone stand Tasked with more than just being the hilarious master of comedy he's reknowned as, Chris must find it within himself to be more than just a funny man. As he tours the coast and pleases his fans, a dark prophecy is awoken from the stars above. It's now time for the snappy come-back king to put his powers where his mouth is and stop evil from taking over his planet. Oh no he didn't, but oh yes he did!
"Action" Ollie	Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 Weapon: "Dream" Ollie For years, Ollie has been known to friends and family as the laziest guy to ever live. Ollie, however, is not a man to accept compliments just lying down, but must also be asleep for the experience to take total effect. Things are going to change, though, when the 1d10 prophecy opens up and bestows Ollie with powers not even found in his wildest dreams. Well, maybe his wildest, but not anywhere else.
Neko-Chan ^_^	Height: 5'2" Weight: 100 Weapon: Katana sword When you're a fan girl cutie like Beth Graywood, it's easy to win Confesticon's best cosplay for 4 years running. However, looks and charm aren't everything in a young girl's life these days. Sometimes there comes a need to defend a home planet from a dastardly defeat by an evil second party. These are the times when a professional knowledge of Japanese animation and manga come in handy for the defense of one's home world. Will Beth step forward and use her talents for the good of all mankind? Let's hope so.
Chef DuJour	Height: 5'8" Weight: 256 Weapon: Various food products Who would have thought the world's most famous culinary expert is in this game? Well, he's not. But in his place sits Chef DuJour and his less than palatable selection of food products! Widely known as the worst competitor in Steel Chef tournaments world wide, DuJour has decided to take matters into his own hands. No longer will he battle through kitchen cookery, but will instead duel in hand to hand combat to forcefully prove that he's the best there is. He's going to have to hope he can hold his own when a prophecy is set loose and pits him against the heart of evil.
Pifeemitor	Height: 6'9" Weight: 1200 Weapon: Body armor Crash landing on Earth was an event Pifeemitor wasn't planning on as she failed at passing through our solar system. Now, stuck on our planet, Pi avoids the military, stands against the prophecy, and tries to fit in while deciphering a way to return to her home world. Unfortunatly, she's been caught in a game where evil is the DM and her THAC0 is rather low for her level. Maybe you didn't get all that; just know that the situation is bad and chances of survival are slim.
Ed Wolfstein	Height: 6'0" Weight: 166 Weapon: 'Nuff Guns Who can go through life as the ultimate minority and still manage to have a good time? Ed Wolfstein, that's who. As online champion of "Hola", a popular Hispanic first person shooting game, he holds the most number of kills against championship team Covenant De Mexicanos. Along with his online gaming skills, Ed has also become quite proficient with his "Nuff" guns, which shoot soft, painless darts from their 2-cents-a-unit plastic barrels. If we're lucky, evil will really hate being pelted by soft, foamy goodness. Unfortunatly, we are not lucky.
Sung Hyuk	Height: 5'5" Weight: 124 Weapon: Mad dancin' skillz Since the beginings of the hit Korean dancing show "Zman", there has been one contestant who stood out above the competition. This man has won the show's coveted "Dance King" award on several occassions, and still stands as prime record holder in sheer number of wins. In the near future, victory won't come so easy to the crazy Asian, as he'll not only have to look impressive with his moves, but defeat evil at the same time. But if anyone can do it, I'd put my money on Sung Hyuk.

Characters

Professor Niles

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 131
Weapon: Yohan

When you're a professor of Scientology, the world tends to make very little sense. This works out OK when you wake up a zombie one morning. There aren't many good things about unexpectedly waking up a zombie; for instance, you smell very bad. Also, it's likely you'll have to evict some maggot-esque tenants from apartment Stomach-A. But it just so happens that the tenant in question would become Niles' new pet and buddy, Yohan: a miraculously large fly larva that follows him around like a lost puppy. These two forge a special bond that may even be able to help protect them from the forthcoming events of evil ahead.

Jessica Linkin

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 129
Weapon: Wallet on a chain

Working full time as a manager in her local mall's Goth Topic has left Jess feeling fairly emo. Her days are long, the customers are whiny, and the music is underground. But beneath all this lies a prophecy that turns the angsty teen goth queen into a would-be hero whose life perspective will soon be changed. Will she be able to handle her problems and world-threatening evil, or will it all drive her to break out the razors?

DJ Potatoe

Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210
Weapon: White-boy rappping

Back in 1981, DJ Potatoe was born ready for action and ready for adventure. 25 years later, this cocky but wacky thrill-seeker stands up against the forces of evil when the prophecy of the stars is set in motion. Standing as a beacon (bacon?) of justice, light, and cinnamon twists, this digital musician gears up for the ultimate battle between good and evil. Can DJ Potatoe decide his destiny, or will it all come crashing down around him?

Chris Kitsch

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 225
Weapon: Microphone stand

Tasked with more than just being the hilarious master of comedy he's reknowned as, Chris must find it within himself to be more than just a funny man. As he tours the coast and pleases his fans, a dark prophecy is awoken from the stars above. It's now time for the snappy come-back king to put his powers where his mouth is and stop evil from taking over his planet. Oh no he didn't, but oh yes he did!

Action Ollie

"Action" Ollie

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175
Weapon: "Dream" Ollie

For years, Ollie has been known to friends and family as the laziest guy to ever live. Ollie, however, is not a man to accept compliments just lying down, but must also be asleep for the experience to take total effect. Things are going to change, though, when the 1d10 prophecy opens up and bestows Ollie with powers not even found in his wildest dreams. Well, maybe his wildest, but not anywhere else.

Neko-Chan ^_^

Height: 5'2"
Weight: 100
Weapon: Katana sword

When you're a fan girl cutie like Beth Graywood, it's easy to win Confesticon's best cosplay for 4 years running. However, looks and charm aren't everything in a young girl's life these days. Sometimes there comes a need to defend a home planet from a dastardly defeat by an evil second party. These are the times when a professional knowledge of Japanese animation and manga come in handy for the defense of one's home world. Will Beth step forward and use her talents for the good of all mankind? Let's hope so.

Chef DuJour

Height: 5'8"
Weight: 256
Weapon: Various food products

Who would have thought the world's most famous culinary expert is in this game? Well, he's not. But in his place sits Chef DuJour and his less than palatable selection of food products! Widely known as the worst competitor in Steel Chef tournaments world wide, DuJour has decided to take matters into his own hands. No longer will he battle through kitchen cookery, but will instead duel in hand to hand combat to forcefully prove that he's the best there is. He's going to have to hope he can hold his own when a prophecy is set loose and pits him against the heart of evil.

Pifeemitor

Height: 6'9"
Weight: 1200
Weapon: Body armor

Crash landing on Earth was an event Pifeemitor wasn't planning on as she failed at passing through our solar system. Now, stuck on our planet, Pi avoids the military, stands against the prophecy, and tries to fit in while deciphering a way to return to her home world. Unfortunatly, she's been caught in a game where evil is the DM and her THAC0 is rather low for her level. Maybe you didn't get all that; just know that the situation is bad and chances of survival are slim.

Ed Wolfstein

Height: 6'0"
Weight: 166
Weapon: 'Nuff Guns

Who can go through life as the ultimate minority and still manage to have a good time? Ed Wolfstein, that's who. As online champion of "Hola", a popular Hispanic first person shooting game, he holds the most number of kills against championship team Covenant De Mexicanos. Along with his online gaming skills, Ed has also become quite proficient with his "Nuff" guns, which shoot soft, painless darts from their 2-cents-a-unit plastic barrels. If we're lucky, evil will really hate being pelted by soft, foamy goodness. Unfortunatly, we are not lucky.

Sung Hyuk

Height: 5'5"
Weight: 124
Weapon: Mad dancin' skillz

Since the beginings of the hit Korean dancing show "Zman", there has been one contestant who stood out above the competition. This man has won the show's coveted "Dance King" award on several occassions, and still stands as prime record holder in sheer number of wins. In the near future, victory won't come so easy to the crazy Asian, as he'll not only have to look impressive with his moves, but defeat evil at the same time. But if anyone can do it, I'd put my money on Sung Hyuk.

Characters

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